Which will probably get removed from this forum but oh well! If when you die, you could come back as an animal, what animal would you come back as? To make this a bit less likely to be removed from the forum, if you died it was because you had a huge orgasm and you lost your breath and suffocated because it was so good lol. This is pretty lame lol im curious though, so please reply!
sperm whale maybe? plus they can hold theyre breath for hours so theoreticaly wouldnt have that prob next time theh had a good orgasm i dunno somehow that just made sence to me.. unlike the question since u would just black out not die most sex related deaths are heart attacks not resperatory but maybe thats overthinking the question
Lol, it was just a lame reason to stop the thread from being removed. Anyway i would be an Eagle, i would love to fly and i think they can fly for ages without getting tired. They dont live to long though.
dont they live for like 30 or more years? flying is amazing & flying with eagles is really an amazing experience they can fly for ages just cause they know how to just relax & let the currents cary them basicaly theyre pretty lazy like me..they wont fly if theres no thermals,,they have the attitude that if they gotta flap theyre wings its just too much effort & not worthwhile thats laziness u gotta respect
Lol no i didnt know they lived 30 years. Its making me want to be an eagle now lol, life would be much more simple!
Its making me want to be an eagle now lol, life would be much more simple! ARE YOU KIDDING? Eagles soar for hours because they are looking to kill their next meal! And then eat it raw! In a nest of sticks! In the rain! I'll stick with being a human, thanks.
Well i'd the the eagle that steals food from MacDonalds lol. Nah i'd rather be a human now, but if you did get to choose an animal to come back as it would be an eagle..... or maybe a pedigree golden labrador puppy, and my owner would be really sexy lol. Who wouldnt love someone like that to pet you while you lay on her lap?
i have no idea... i'd like to be a bird but i'd like to be a dolphin or a horse or something too. so many options!
>>I'd be a dog or a cat. That way I would be able to lick myself whenever I want, even in public<< I like her thinking! >>Lol, some girls can do that anyway. Just depends how flexible you are.<< I knew guys could do that, I didn't know girls could. But Yeah, I'd like to be a dog (a City dogf of course!). __________________
Yea, my ex did trampolining and she was one of the best for her age group in England. She said she could do it, like she could put her head close enough, she never actually performed it though because she thought it was weird. She was the type of girl who can do those weird backwards press-up positions, where you arch your back and your head is upside down. Not sure what they are called but i cant do them for shit lol.
i would be a dolphin cause i could live in the ocean and play with my frineds and it doesnt hurt that they are the only animal that has sex for pleasure!
I would probably be a horse or some kind of feline... They are all BEAUTIFUL animals. A dolphin or a seal/sea lion would be fun too! Come to think of it, I think I'd want to be a dolphin, yeah... Just because they appear to live their lives so much more leisurely than horses or cats. I definately would NOT like to be a dog. All that barking and squealing would make me miserable...
