A thread for smokers.

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Deus Ex Cirrhosis, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    To share our love of cigarettes and bitch about asshole non-smokers.

    This thread is for the children who have been lied to by PSAs and teachers, and made to believe smoking is suicide and otherwise evil. We must unite to fight for our rights that have been stripped away and educate the misled children so they may see that there is more to smoking than cancer.

    Go go Team Revolution!


    So, anyone else a Pall Mall loyalist? And by that, I mean, anyone else broke as shit?

    Go go Team Nicotine!

    Edit: Also, if our smoking here in Random Thoughts bothers anyone, we could request our own smoking sub-forum, where we can duck in for a couple cigarettes, but won't have to go out into the cold weather. I can understand that smoke bothers some people, and I empathize. But we shouldn't have to be forced outside like animals.
     
  2. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    I love cigarettes.

    Camels are my favorite. :D

    Aaaand Elliott Smith is a GOD!
     
  3. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    What is that, a Turkish Royal? Turkish Jade? I can't tell if that stripe is blue or green.
     
  4. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I just bought two packs of pall mall's today. :D
     
  5. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    Hell yeah. Did you know:

    Pall Mall was the first company to extend the standard length of cigarettes from 72mm to 85mm, setting a new standard. They were also the first company to manufacture a 100mm cigarette, while selling it at the same price of the 85mm cigarette, something which is still the norm for 100mm cigarettes.

    So you see, Pall Mall is really a humanitarian effort. Not to mention that, up until 1966 when they were dethroned by Winston, Pall Malls were the most popular cigarette in America. The reason they're so cheap now is they don't spend money on advertising, instead just letting the quality of their cigarette sell itself. Longer lasting, slower burning, premium tobacco. It's true. And it's harsh, and you gotta love that.

    I'm a slut for Pall Mall. I've considered applying to be a spokesman.
     
  6. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    It's a Turkish Jade ...

    I love turkish tobacco.



    Good eye bro. :D
     
  7. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

    Deus Ex Cirrhosis Deadbeat

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    I used to smoke Camel Filters, and Turkish Golds for a while too. But it just got too expensive, and I kind of got over the sugar paper pretty quick. But Turkish Jades are still the only menthol I smoke even if I'm not desperate.
     
  8. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i smoke bugler...
    i roll my own...
     
  9. lode

    lode Banned

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    I don't smoke. However, I am intrigued by your ideas, and wish to subscribe to the smokers newsletter.
     
  10. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    I love a hand rolled cigarette more than anything else first thing in the morning. It just really gets you going. Maybe two and a couple shots of whiskey. Better than coffee, yknow?
     
  11. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Hahaha... no I did not know those things but they are good to know. You should so become a spokesperson for Pall Mall. :) Mmmmm... I think I'm about to go have one right now.


    Oh and Pall Malls and Camels are both my favorites... I buy camels when they have the buy one get one thingies going on.... and pall mall's usually otherwise- they were cheaper then usual today.. on sale. Yay. :D
     
  12. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    I might have to start up a pro-smoking zine in Portland. Let me get your address, for that, and home invasion raping.
     
  13. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Yeah, I'm definitely having one now too. It's driving me insane.

    Daddy needs his sweet satisfaction.

    Edit: Cigarette update! I got smoke in my eye, and it gave me a wicked nicotine buzz.
     
  14. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    i understand...
    but i dont drink in the morning anymore...my body doesnt like me when i do that...im trying to lay off a little...im getting to old for the drinking all day shit...not to say you youngins shouldnt...drink up and be merry:D
     
  15. lode

    lode Banned

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    I get a magazine and to be raped by Elliott? That's like Kwanza and Guy Fawkes day put together.
     
  16. Deus Ex Cirrhosis

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    Whick is Kwaanza and which is Guy Fawkes Day?
     
  17. lode

    lode Banned

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    Something about the Messiah? I don't really pay attention.
     
  18. spooner

    spooner is done.

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    Ex-smoker. You'd be suprised how little you miss it.
     
  19. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I quit for ten months and would still have dreams about smoking.

    Now I just get high in my dreams since I don't in waking time. It's rather nice.
     
  20. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    I wish I had dreams about being high.

    That would be sweet. :D
     
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