A spider bit my face!

I woke up yesterday morning and I had this red spot on my face that really hurt... I thought it was just a little patch of dry skin or something at first, but then looked closer and saw two tiny little bite marks.... It hurts. And it's ugly. And I fucking hate spiders.... That little bastard was such an ass for doing it while I was sleeping.

 

did you know we swallow about 8 spiders in our sleep in our lifetime?


this is spider season. everynight i go outside, i end up running into so many webs. i dont hate them but their presence is a nuisance.

how the hell did you see the bite marks

 

Kinda makes you wonder what else has been done to you in your sleep.

 

This is all so interesting.

 

sorry to hear that you got bit by a spider happy, that really sucks. Here's hoping it isnt like a brown recluse or something of the sort.

 

In about a week, your face will erupt with baby spiders!! j/k


I don't mind the ones outside, but if I see any in the house they end up having an "accident".

 

it coulda been worse, it coulda swallowed you

 

I wonder how many cockroaches you swollow

 

*Kisses happyhaha's face... uh to make it feel better...thats right*

 

Frankly one is too many.

 

i swallowed a fuckin roach last year in my crappy ass apt at college.......i felt something scratching the back of my throat, and knew immediately what it was i just jumped up with a dry gag and just turned up a hot beer to was it down.....i was sooooo pissed, cuz i had just called the week b4 bitching about fuckin roaches......not i spray every week...hehe

 

LOL jugg...
and thats pretty a creepie fact blackie

 

i though it was 8 spiders a year

 

and i thought it was like 8 bugs a night

 

1:50 people have a cockroach in their feces.

 

Have you checked that out?

 

It's a revolt! It's like The Birds, but... The Bugs! Aghh!

 

spiders are such wankers, I hate suddenly ending up with a spider bite and not knowing when it was done. ugggh, the fuckers are everywhere.

 

Mr Spider must have thought you looked sweet!

 

i woke up once and there was a small spider crawling on my face....that was so creepy