actually my back up plan would be (if for some reason I HAD to change in front of the window which i wouldnt, id totally have to go out of my way to do that and im much too lazy....) would be to get my friend to pretend to start undressing and I would start shooting his ass with an air soft gun...i may also throw some feces and/or bleach depending on how fiesty he was.
We have guns... we just don't go around shooting everyone with them... we wait for those who truly deserve it...
you see ... this is bs. i had a peeping tom problem once. my kitchen was right across from a living room window of my neighbours place, so every morning when i went to get my jeans and undies out of the stove (you know, so they'd be warm ... it feels good) there would be someone sitting in a recliner watching me get dressed staring at my junk. i thought it was a bit odd so i started covering up with a hand on my stuff. motherfuckers called the cops on me cause they thought i was intentionally beating off into an oven mitt.
Do That My Dear, And Your Problems Won't Consist Of ONE Stalker, My Guess Is There Will Be At Least 100 Chairs On Your Lawn, With Some Creepy Middle Aged Dude Selling Tickets. And Just To Top Things Off, There Will Most Likely Be Someone Moving Through The Audience Selling "Tissues, And Lube"... Best Avoid All That, And Close The Drapes Instead... Cheers Glen.