*Billy goats urinate on their heads to make themselves more attractive to females* And just like that you're smarter than you were 3 seconds ago. and all this time I thought Death was the only one that did this...
I get aggressive around animals, I'm not sure why but I just do. One time at a zoo I was punching a billy goat and when I wasn't ready it head butted the shit outta me. My cousin damn near had a stroke laughing.
I'm not sure man. I guess it's my own animal instincts taking over. I fucked a lot of animals up in my past. My bad
Sorry, I was mixing you up with this old prune that used to post here, talking about her hatred for dogs and boasting about how she used to torture them... ... she was a complete fucking ****.