8 facts about the French

1. They all live in nice houses on rivers.
2. You'll never see them eating anything made out of blood.
3. Chain them to a railing and they scream.
4. Ruffle a French persons hair and they go all droopy and weird. Why?
5. It's as though if you take them away from washing they want to even more.
6. Mine a huge resource of guile in some parts of the world by talking to French people. Big noses see everything!
7. Cats are eaten in France.
8. The French refer to themselves as "Mr Pantoloon".

 

9- they've exploited the 2/3s of Africa

 

Its like they have a different word for everything (apologies to Steve Martin).

 

Whats this crap all about?

 

that doesn't even make sense.

 

but you read it.... ha ha made ya look

 

Dude dont post shit like that.... seriously that's just not right... especially if u consider there's a french forum and french people chilling just as well on this website.

 

Im french!!and wtf is this??

Anyway Africans, and pretty much everyone has been colonised by, no just the french, but the whole of fucking Europe (yea, thats where u come from). The whole world has bin exploited by you guys!!! Native americans, aborigines, africans, asians....

 

*raises an eyebrow* huh?

 

how stupid.....yea we looked, and were amazed by how little sense any of this made.
maybe its time to make up completely stupid facts about Canada

 

this sounds like what the uber-republicans did when the french didn't support attacking every country willy-nilly. (can we remeber the crap about "freedom fries" and such?)

 

*Quotes Canadian Bacon*
"Like maple syrup, Canada's evil oozes over the United States. . ."

 

Wait a minute, he is talking about French Canadians right? Those guys piss me off.

 

I'm guessing this is sarcasm.

 

Come on people chill, smoke a fatty or take a pill. I thought it was quite humorous. Everyone is far to serious for this cat.

 

I opened this thread with interest since I am french and recently decided to leave the US for some disagreaments with the way of life. Just like with the freedom fries joke...I have no further comment to make... I have no idea what you are talking about.

As far as the colonies I would agree with you. It definatly wasnt a good idea and we are still paying the consequences of it. There is one thing that I am glad to see and that is that younger countries were able to use our history to make sure not to make the same mistakes and force democracy upon people who just don''t want it.

Love and Peace in the middle east

 

I never thought I'd read something like that on the forums... EVEN if it's sarcasm or joke. The subject is quite controversed...

 

Why not? There is stuff about the U.S. all the time...

 

13. One in four French people have webbed feet.
14. When caught by a full moon the shadow of a Frenchman faces backwards.
15. On the third Tuesday after Pentecost French people's fingers invert for 24hours.
16. If you look at a topographical map of France and join up all peaks under 280m you
can see the secret decoder of the Knights Templar.
17. If all France sneezed simaltaneously the combined note would be a D#.


Yes it is SATIRE.

 

Viva La France

French inventions are used all over the world. The French made playing cards to be used any place when you have extra time to have fun. The French invented the stethoscope to be used by doctors for checking the heart and lungs. The French invented some very important forms of transportation. Many French inventions are used today.

We also invented la guillotine. Now sticker yor ed in this ere model an I will shov you ow we use it on imbecille. Viva la France. J'adore Paris.