7 word story

for this seasons bonfire of the stars

 

hosted by china at the new improved

 

fish market, it would prove to be

 

well worth the 50 hour bus ride

 

across the deadliest road on earth, "El

 

pothole trappo del tierra fuego" down in

 

East Carolina. Suddenly heavy people began sweating

 

Pools of sweat all over the bus

 

and the chickens started getting really agitated

 

Everybody was going insane then the bus

 

hit a pothole and lost an axle

 

900 people fell off a cliff to

 

a slow and painfull bellyflop in the

 

pit of despair, where they were brutally

 

forced to listen to rap music by

 

MC Esher. Only to be morbidly obese

 

like a nylon stuffed with cottage cheese

 

Then the mudmen appeared and threw fecal

 

matter over the crowd that gathered for

 

The bonfire. Everyone was laughing at me