7 word story

The meaning of life. Banana Car Physics

 

came to reality when they sat there

 

and realised they were really in orange

 

Cars. So all they had to do

 

was try and touch each others huge

 

foam fingers from the hockey game last

 

time they pretended to be at a

 

nose picking contest at the annual redneck

 

-hating local festival that also involved touching

 

their noses while leaning back and lifting

 

feces that fell out of the tree

Edit: BBAD stole my spot but it still works

 

from a wise owl who asked "how ..

 

I said dont owls usually say "who"

 

To which the owl replyed with charm

 

henry the eighth I am I am

 

ended up stuttering like a maniac on

 

dangerously large amounts of pcp, which is

 

like hulk gamma ray exposure...it tends

 

to melt your flesh. Meanwhile Ponys and

 

Leprechauns began to whittle the fire wood...