7 word story

36th time a man jumped through apples

 

after, big ones too, like the size

 

of old Dolly Parton boobs before she

 

got breast implants. I took a bite

 

threw carmax at motorcycles who carried shotguns

 

and then took a nap in the

 

overhead compartment with a bag of mushrooms

 

Airplane. I thought the name was wierd

 

so i grabbed the mirror heading north

 

and reflected back over to my house

 

so i grabbed surf board ran south

 

jumped on a camel and flew toward

 

south paris protesting babies smoking the grass

 

without sharing .....and hogging all the women

 

who while pigs didn't like to be

 

"Im hungry!" I screamed in someone's ear

 

So hungry I'm blind I can't read

 

the small print hidden in the bottom