7 word story

Became the biggest grossing star to ever

 

show her tits on national tv with

 

absolutely no response. She became frustrated with

 

those people who were spoil sports so

 

she decided it was better to try

 

Displaying her tits in the museum of

 

old antique steam powered locomotives and chinese

 

food was in her way of becoming

 

the top Mexican belly dancer to ever

 

trust a big rotten tomato to fit

 

in a small square hole without leaking

 

all sorts of absurdly ranky fluids, however

 

when the clock struck 12 everyone headed

 

for the donut shop and drank expresso

 

and got so much energy we drove

 

Around the world 907 times, with a

 

big bannana vehicle the the people wanted

 

(cheaterr! lol)

to knock it over and call the

 

President, but he was away on vacation

 

shooting people in the face and learning