Longwinded, better told than read, but funny nonetheless. So three good friends are on the beach when one finds an old bottle. They gather 'round and uncork it. Suddenly they are at the front of a hallway with three doors, being greated by a genie. The genie tells them they get to choose how they spend the next 5 years. The first says he wants to spend his time eating the most succulent, fattening foods. The second says he wants to sleep with beautiful women for 5 years. The third asks to have 5 years with the best, most potent pot, in plentiful quantities. The genie leads each man through one of the doors and closes them. Five years pass and the genie comes to let them out. He goes to the first door and is greated by a terrible stench, the man lays dead of a heart attack, surrounded by piles of shit and rancid food. The genie then goes to the second door, upon opening it he is nearly deafened by screams, from countless infants, and the now insane man surrounded by angry women holding these children. The genie wonders what to expect behind the third door. He opens it, but onlys finds incredible numbers of pot plants. The genie searches about, even calling out the man's name, when suddenly the man excitedly runs up to the genie, "YOU GOT A LIGHT MAN?"
