2nd degree rug burn

From wrestling at my party yesterday. That shit's seriously painful. Pictures to follow.

 

I got jean burn.... almost fell out of my attic

 

wrestling eh? sure... sure, we believe you

 

If it's on your face we know you're lying. There's only one way to get rug burns on your face and you look like a cumdumpster...

 

it's on my shoulders ya perv.

 

uhoh, now I'm trying to think of all the pervy ways you can get rugburns on your shoulders that wouldn't be from wrestling

 

other than your mom riding the hell out of me while I'm on my back?

 

c'mon, "your mom" jokes? I thought you were better than that

 

there wasn't much to work with there, ya know?

 

its a small price to pay to the party gods

 

Ummm.... Jared and myself.... We are the party gods.

 

bullshiiiiiiiiit :H

 

Adjoining presidential sweets, couple hundred dollars in liquor, and our own personal door man. That's all I have to say.

 

and why wasnt i invited?

 

Because you doubt our party-throwing prowess. Also, I knew you wouldn't put out, so you're of no use. We don't pay out that kind of money to jerk off at the end of the night you know.

 

haha youre right i wouldnt put out. im taken

 

I'm well aware. Now, if you bring colenzo you're free to come. But no showing up by yourself.

 

aaaah, so that's the trick, you have to put out to get invited to parties and social events

 

No no no. You just have to make people think you're going to put out. My girl doesn't put out at all and she's always invited.

 

The word is SUITES Mr. "I never make mistakes"