28 yr old virgin

hi, i dont know if you will all think im strange or not, im 28 and still a virgin. i dont want to lose my virginity to just anyone and want to be in love before i open my petals to someone.
am i silly for thinking this way and should i just do what my only friend says and have sex with a prostitute to get it out the way? he thinks itll make me more confident with girls once ive done it once.
im just so tired, tired and confused, somebody please help me..

 

mmm you sound sexy.
cum to the USA and i'll be your teacher.
might take a few years for you to learn it all.

 

i have no job or money,
awwww im so pathetic. maybe i should just murderize myself

 

cum to me.

you'll be too busy shagging to worry about a job.

SHAGGING WILL BE YOUR JOB

 

thats against my morals though, and a prostitue will be cheaper then a flight to usa.
u see why im confused???

 

dude get yourself over with that bird who's posted above me. get a one way ticket its cheaper

 

yeah.. cum on baby
i'll feed you.. house you.. cloth you (when i'm not having my way with you)

what more do you need? a hookers not gonna do that for you

 

hmm.....boohabah............your weird..
but in a good way

 

cor shampoo, your more my type, 14 yrs old u say??

 

lol im good..





for now

 

ahahaha

thanks shampoo.. i think

come on now pixie.. i'm 28.. thats like two 14yr olds

 

pmsl

 

you knows it

 

PIXIEFIED, I think that you should wait for a girl that you love. But that's just my opinion.

 

Dude, if you want to wait, wait. Don't listen to your friend. What other people think of you is none of your business. Don't let anyone pressure you.

 

where do i find someone to love though, is anyone worthy enough to recive my love on here???

 

you'll just kind of stumble upon it, but you'll know it when you do.
You totally should put up a personal ad.

 

Watch it, man. Sex is a conspiracy run by this huge Eastern Syndicate. See, what happened was that this company, as old as Time, invented a bunch of sex toys at the dawn of human civilization.. so what they did was invent sex as a way to market their wares and make money. Don't give in, man. Don't be a pawn of big business.

 

i'm sorry..

please forgive me

 

dude..dont worry but your so called freinds pressure..you'll find someone who loves ya..just dont beafraid to look,..& dont give in to pressure..a hooker would only hurt ya not help u
besides if u waited this long for love..wouldnt u want to hold out allittle longer for the real thing?