27 and not had a proper relationship

Oops forgot to add a to indicate i'm just having a laugh with ol irm

Why so serious neon

 

Oh i will, do not worry

 

This thread went to shit fast too

 

What did you expect when woo came along and turned the entire thing into a thread about paying it forward and his friend Gonzo the muppet.

 

To op: try a dating site. Get to know someone before you meet them. Let them get to know you. Be sincere. Be honest about who you are. If you try this with one girl and it doesnt stick, keep trying. Not everyone will like you and thats okay because you just need to find one person who does and who you click with.

Good luck!

 

Gonzo's is just alright with me.

 

Gonzo isn't that great. I mean the muppet is great, but I'm not impressed by your friend. Yet.

 

It's all good I've taken the OP under my wing in PM. an autistic social introvert and Irm. Only good things can come from this.

 

I thought we were talking about impressing women, not you.

 

Telling myself lies? Dude you lie to yourself on a daily basis with your threads which are practically fictional.

 

Can't we all get-the-fuck ALONG!?!?!

 

I ask me and myself that all the time.

 

Beggars cant be choosers.

 

No, we were talking about what a wonderful person Gonzo is. If you're having problems with your relationship, give soup to the poor a few times a month like Gonzo and even though you're not Jewish, you'll suddenly be wanted by buxom blondes.

 

That's the real joke, is that nothing I write is fictional.

 

No, the message is pay it forward, or pay up sucker. If people want to bitch and complain they can't get laid, that's fine with me, but you're only hurting yourself. The whole point of bitching and complaining, whining and moaning, threatening and cussing, is to actually achieve something. Sure, cuss out the damned hammer when you hit your thumb, but the only way forward is to keep trying or give it up already. Find new ways to pay it forward if the ones you are using are not working.

 

Oh okay.

I'll enjoy reading your hypothesis in the next science thread.

 

What does that even mean, "pay it forward"? People just use each other. It's not like you do something nice for someone and then everyone does something for you. They just expect it from you and then ask for more. What does pay it forward mean?

 

Well I think because at the cash register you hand your money forward.

 

I'm currently about half-way through combining the laws of thought with the laws of physics and, assuming I'm right, my hope is to win both a Nobel Prize and an Ignoble Prize for the same work, that establishes reality is stranger than fiction, according to the empirical evidence. And, of course, that modern science is as full of crap as the rest of us.