2 massive bites on my ass :(

Just getting changed for bed when I saw I have 2 MASSIVE insect bites on my bottom, both with a red line through the middle and lots of swelling.

Wondering what it is and not sure if I can sleep now.

 

Kinda difficult to say. I think I have some sort of allergy for a certain insect myself since I also can get massive insect bites like no other. But I have no clue what insect it could be. Although they can itch pretty bad they will wear of in max. a couple of days but could be almost gone next day as well. I say try to ignore and not loose sleep over it :2thumbsup:

 

Sounds like a spider bite , judging by the red line

 

Spider bite... Likely you sat on it. Do you have any "dangerous" spiders in your area, something you might want to get that checked out for? (black widow, brown recluse, etc.)

 

na na na nasty

 

Yeah that does sound like a spider bite, get it checked out asap and keep us updated.

 

If it was a black widow the pain would have been immediate and fucking intense. I would be more concerned about a brown recluse, their venom is very destructive to tissue and there is nothing that can be done but wait it out or have the effected area cut out.
If within a day or less you get a black center to the bite that continues to grow, it's a recluse.
But more than likely it was neither of these because the pain would be enough to send you to the ER.


Bedbugs maybe?

 

I've seen this before. You're a victim of the the mysterious "chupaburro" (mexican ass sucker). Once the chupaburro has tasted your ass blood, the only way to prevent nightly ass feedings is to smear your ass with a blueberry icee every night before bed.

 

i wish they sold blueberry icee here...it sounds delicious

 

I kinda wish Canada would invade and occupy the United States - you could have your blueberry icee and I could stop spending a fourth of my income on health insurance. It's a win, win.

 

Hello,

talking, none but talking. I'm an engineer, I need pictures of your behind to form an opinion .

Regards
Gyro

 

Has this line worked for you before? :smilielol5:

 

Do You Have Pets In The House, It Sounds Like A Couple Of Flea

Bites....?



Cheers Glen.

 

Sorry to hear that

 

Exactly; a picture or it didn't happen :2thumbsup:


Hotwater

 

It might of been me , I do go out at night in my astral body to have sex , and sometimes it gets rough . I use a form of hypnosis so ladies dont remember . ( just kidding ) desert rat

 

I've heard recently that blackwidows are really not all that dangerous but their bite hurts like a motherfucker.

Recluse don't hurt much when they bite.
I was bitten by Recluse in Arizona, I only felt a tiny itch.

OMG the necrosis from the bites (I was bitten twice) got the size of half dollars and just about completely down through the dermis before it finally began to scab about 4 weeks later. Freaked the fuck out of me but I never did go to the doctor.

 

Many moons ago at summer camp I was bitten twice in the neck by a wasp and I swear it looked like I was bitten by a vampire.

are you sure those are insect bites

Hotwater

 

I was talking to an exterminator recently and he said that bedbugs are becoming an extreme epidemic in this country.

My brother had them and got bit and had red lumps and swelling, too.

 

It could be a tumor....

Or not

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