1001 and one things to do in your underwear

prank call people

 

Look for hidden messages in Donnie Osmond records.

 

Frantically look for the key you could have sworn you had hid inside the glass enclosure to the front porch light after locking yourself outside in January.

 

go grocery shopping

 

Chase birds

 

Laugh at yourself making up new dance moves, in your full-length mirror, while listening to the Rolling Stones and drinking brandy.

 

Try to memorize the dance to Thriller for your brother's wedding.

 

Recreate the magic from that scene in Risky Buisness....

 

Pretend you are from another country and dont speak the language of the country you are in.

 

Play with manicure supplies like they were toy battle ships.

 

throw nickles at the back of Nickleback.

 

sneak in the back door at your local fish shop

 

Help people pick out buttons.

 

Hand out flowers at a gun show.

 

Relax. Chew some gum.

 

Attempt to do everything in the "make accusations" thread.

 

See how many balloons you can hold on to.

 

Smuggle grass parrots

 

Totally Out Of My Depth Venturing Into This Thread...........Haven't Worn "Underkerdunkers" In @#%& Years..........If On The Offchance I Was To Accidently, Put On A Pair (if i owned a pair) Then I Guess I'd Most Likely "Take A Photo Of Me In Underwear" So Future Generations Of My Family Tree Didn't Slot Me Into The "Black Sheep" Of The Family File ??.....Ha Ha ,Think I May Be A Bit Late On That Mission!!!.


Baaaa And Cheers, Glen.

 

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