1001 and one things to do in your underwear

Give your fish a pedicure.

 

look up the registered sex offenders living in your area.
http://www.familywatchdog.us/

 

Get out and vote

 

kick barefooted fieldgoals.

 

Make portmanteu adjectives and then use them over the phone to your relatives.

 

poke homeless people with sticks.

 

Make snow angels with the kids across the street.

 

pop balloons at the Fair with a blowdart gun.

 

Think of what all your friends would be if they were animals.

 

get it on banging a gong.

 

sing along with tenacious d.

 

Lick your hand, and give George Bush the biggest head slap ever!

 

Fart in a bottle and seal the lid.

 

Call occupants of interplanetary, quite extraordinary craft!

 

Make acquaintances with people at the computers at the library.

 

Bake bread and distribute it at the bus stop.

 

Dance......

 

Shout out a recipe involving Cheeze Wizz and Spam to someone down the street.

 

Write new theme songs for classic TV sitcoms

 

Place bets on the sicknesses of patients on new episodes of house.