1001 and one things to do in your underwear

shoot pool

 

Attend the next:flower arranging meeting of the 'Women's Institute'.

 

go stand at a store window and pretend to be a mannequin

 

build faux igloos outta cardboard boxes

 

Buy twenty stocks of Jay's potato chips

 

Carry your pet around the house so it can see what are on the countertops, which have always been a mystery to it.

 

Frantically search for clothing.

 

compete in the beer olympics

 

play guitar...

 

go into a library with a whistle and blow man, BLOW~!!!!!!!

 

Make macaroni art.

 

jump on all the furniture

 

trace your hand on paper, and then make a turkey out of it.

 

write things in glue and then coat the glue with glitter

 

Go to a drive-in movie of the Rocky Horror Picture Show and shout out all the lines.

 

dance like nobody is watching

 

Watch people dance in their underwear

 

jingle your bells

 

Put on a monocle and speak in an english accent to teddy bears.

 

artifcially inseminate a penguin.