1001 and one things to do in your underwear

1:
scam old ladies out of their life savings

 

2: post on hipforums...

 

138:

set them on fire!

 

4: Dance!!!

 

5: get in your car, turn it on, drive at exactly 16 miles per hour exactly 297.3454 miles directly west from your current location, get out of the car, turn around 4 times, get back in the car, drive exactly 306.1 miles to the northeast, get out of the car again, bite your left arm just below the elbow, turn around 12 times, get back in the car, drive 7 inches straight forward, get back out of the car, smoke 3 marlboro reds, turn around twice, bite yourself in the knee, get back in the car, look down at yourself, and exclaim "Where the fuck are my pants!?"

 

#1:

Take'em off and get a blowjob from every chick on the planet.

 

i'm sorry, but there can only be one number one....

 

Meaning me, thanks, I'll remember to take another favor.

69:
Stick it up a strangers ass.
96:
stick up your own ass
101:
stick it in a donkeys' ass, and call it rosmary.

 

11, go bowling

 

18:

go skydiving!

 

coerce a beaver into your station wagon

 

20:

Feed it to a llama

 

While wearing it????

Unless I misread the topic the question is, "1001 and one (meaning 1002) things to do IN your underwear" as opposed to "1001 and one things to do WITH your underwear"!

 

feed a llama yesterdays underwear

 

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What can I say man? I stay fresh...;
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21:
Invent the internet!

 

evolve into a pure light entity

 

go to mars and scream like Arnold in total recall.

 

buy and sell stocks

 

get married

 

Boldly go where no man has gone before.