10 Stoner Commandments

1) No stoner shall ever disrespect another stoner without provocation.
2) No stoner shall drop a blunt, joint, or bowl/bong on the floor, regardless of their level or intoxication; nor should they ever committ any other party foul, as all party fouls are cosidered to be disrespectful toward the circle and also toward marijuana, itself.
3) No stoner shall sell a sack of weed for more money than they, themselves, consider it to be worth, for that is prevention of a fellow stoner from getting what they pay for.
4) No stoner shall pass up the opportunity to smoke a joint/blunt/bowl of weed when it is offered by a fellow stoner, as it is disrespectful to refuse the opportunity to toke.
5) No stoner shall deny a fellow stoner from hitting his/her joint/blunt/bowl, as they should know how it feels and should expect stoner-karma to play a role in future opportunities to toke.
6) Every stoner shall match EVERY joint/blunt/bowl a fellow stoner shares with said stoner.
7) No stoner shall EVER let the tokage of herb to interfere with their lives in a negative way, regardless of the situation.
8) Every stoner shall spread their knowledge of their favorite herb, so that non-stoners know the pros and cons of said herb.
9) Every stoner should respect the wishes of friends/family and not smoke in ther presence/home if they do not approve.
10) No stoner shall waste ANY quantity of marijuana, unless of course they are forced to do so as a result of law enforcement interferance.

Take heed to these commandments or thou shalt be stricken down by the stoner Gods.

 

Stoner law!

 

arnt fowls birds?

party fowls aaaahahhaha

ok calm ^^


(i only got to number 2 so far ahaha)

 

5 stars!!!!!

 

Idk jean you got all this crazy england talk that I don't understand. Like ace. I kept seeing you say ace so I finally looked it up on urban dictionary and found out what it meant lol. Also a personal fave of mine is when English people say mate. It just sounds plain awesome.

 

hahaha ive been not saying mate much on here because i remember when i lived in the us and no one knew what the fuck i was on about when i said mate ahaha

 

I wish I could say mate.

 

yee mate just say it like hes my best mate, right mate?


xP

 

bahhahahahhaaha ohhh man. Enough.

 

and as it was spoken by the topnotchstoner himself, the words were simultaneously enlaid in the glass of 10 bongs of equal skyscraping height and chimney-like girth. And as the deed was done, he and the 3 who spoke following him smoked upon many a bongload, untill the skies darkened and it rained water which tasted of herb, and was more potent than the finest of wines.

 

i donno....weed is kind of a free thought thing and we already have to deal with the governments laws....why put more rules on smoking weed. The only rules there are to smoking weed are natural laws and do not need to be written down or spoken....they are understood by nature of the stoner.

 

Ahaha ^^

Amen

 

Ten is way too many to remember and stoners aren't too good a following commandments.

Other than #4, I think its a good list.

 

Amen

 

and they who shalt maliciously disobey the 10 stoner commandments, shalt have theyre bowls dropped, and theyre lighter thumbs broken with bricks.

 

write the stoner bible next please 10/10

 

fowl, is indeed, another term for "live poultry"

but we'll let that slide

now were's stoner moses when ya need'im?

 

can i be a stoner who gets killed by stoner religious denomination? so i can smoke with weed jesus as much as we want. in a land with no green sickness

 

I would like to add, if I may, a few more commandments to the list of 10 compiled by the TopNotchStoner.

11) No stoner shall ever be ashamed to admit his or her stonerness to anyone, regardless of prevailing situations with the exception of law enforcement interference.

12) No stoner, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, shall ever collaborate with law enforcement to aid the persecution and/or incarceration of other stoners. If a stoner were to engage in such a despicable act, unspeakable punishment shall be inflicted on the said stoner.

 

Nice additions. Such commandments should not be omitted from the stoner commandments. I can't believe I didn't think of them