fat chicks are cool cause usually they get them bit tittahs
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6'1" and you weigh 150? Holy shit dude. You need to eat a fucking sandwich. A strong wind would knock you down.
yeah hit the ass like mike tyson
I've never had a problem throwing my goo. Works every time.
Yeah it's nearly impossible to stay in touch with your friends with such crude instruments as email and cell phones. :uhoh2:
You can find exceptions anywhere. Bush has an mba. Being fat is totally a life choice for the vast majority of people. You see a lot more fat...
Shit dude I didn't say rufies. I'm not saying to get her totally fubar to the point that she has no clue what's going on.
Some chicks go through a daddy phase and want to have a real relationship with some dude 10-20+ years older than them lolz. What kind of dipshit...
I had this one chick try to spout all this metaphysical crap at me and all I could do was stare at her tits. She ended up blowing me for two hours...
You need the confidence. A fat guy I work with has a smoking hot wife that everyone is all "WTF?" about when they see her. Insanely hot. He's fat....
Oh fuck he's going to work for the guy who fucked his chick? That's so pathetic.
Porn doesn't have feelings. Once I'm done, I turn it off and play ps2. I don't need to give a fuck about porn.
I like skinny chicks
play the emo card dude. 6'2" 190 is like mr pretzel
The gagging things doesn't get old after a while, but the novelty wears off in a while. It's good when I'm feeling particularly aggro. But yeah, I...
I think she's trying to get attention
You just swallowed his jizz and he's freaking out about going down on you? Get a new boyfriend. One day that guy is going to learn the system....
It doesn't matter if he knew or not, but he did. That's why you can be guilty of something via negligence: doing something bad only because you're...
I go to a lot of parties where there's someone's gf or whatever that "sorta smokes". No sense in giving her good shit if she's just going to cough...
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