Excuse me you fucking animal - that is a fucking disgusting thing to say and you are a very lucky nerd that you did not say that to me face to...
Here's another one......... you are also an arseface
Well you seem to spend a hell of a lot of time here you filthy cockmaster
Eh, I think you misunderstand - I am in my late 30s. You Cocklord Well, if you liked fuckwit, I thought I'd give you another, and hey there's...
good what i don't understand is why people feel they have to come to forums like this and be nasty and negative, there really is no need, it is...
Who asked your opinion you fuckwit
Would anyone like to join me for a nice chat about whacking off? yahoo ID - fluffyzeb
don't be too clever - he's only a welder
I think the fuckers have blocked me from their site LOL
I've been on your site a lot welder boy - it's great for a laugh - and I love having a wank looking at mabel - she's a fox
the site is an obvious piss-take - they have a go at Canadians - it's actually quite funny.
I like a woman with big melons
Who the fuck is this God bloke thats against having a wank? Must be impotent.
I will often have a wank beside my sleeping wife. Used to whack off beside my sleeping gf all the time - she slept like a log - i could have a...
Thanks I wasn't trying to turn anyone on
I do indeed - would you believe I haven't shot my load in over a week - had a vasectomy last week and have been as sore as hell - but I am so...
I do it any chance I get missus has just gone asleep so now is as good a time as any, lol
of course the phone sex stations on sky are pretty great for a good wank too - bangbabes etc.
Sorry non UK ppl Carol vorderman on countdown - what an ass! Colleen Nolan on Loose women - great tits Fern Britton on this morning - great...
okay - so don't steal - but definitely borrow while you are there and have a good time with it. If you think of her when you jack off I'd try...
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