Wraps his dick in bacon and fucks an ant hill.
Are you subtly asking me if you can smoke my bone?
Quit coaxing a 14YO
Did you have to say it?
Only in your dreams, right?
Is that what you dream about calling my pussy?
VeinySausage?
BoySeeker
Well, it's black and perky, no?
What's with that pussy?
I say fuck 'em?
coglioDaAssRimWorker
Where do you want my tail to be, Nancy?
Wouldn't it be creepy if you looked like a boy AND you were an ass monkey to boot?
It must be my boyish good looks, no?
Aretha Franklin?
Has my confidence been misconstrued as shamelessness?
I think people become a bit too paranoid, it seems.
Would it interest you if it was more of a man thong?
Mnay times I'll just hit the john and beat the meat on the toilet seat for some relief.
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