jk wtf [img]
bountifully tantalizing
omg yur so fkn gay lolz
i highly doubt you lost it in there. there's really not that much room in there for it to hide.
have you actually met him in person? how do you know its really him and not someone pretending to be him? i'm not saying you couldn't land someone...
i say something like, "hi, how are you, nice to meet you" i dont usually hug them unless they hug me first.
she's a hottie
she probably peed on it
no
maybe like a minute
black dildos
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