that spot right behind your earlobe.
getting a handjob is horrible... god bless you for enjoying it, but i have my own hands and i've never had a girl jerk me off better than i could...
if your skin is getting irriatated i found that shaving in the shower reduced that. Buy one of those mirrors that sticks to the wall and shave...
vibrator.
When i was 16 i learned that i had to stop masturbating with my mouth open.
Sorry I'm just bored.
I'm not irritated, just confused now more than ever. If it's none of my business and you weren'te expecting opinions why would u post that info...
Well you've had 2 grams for 2 days, that shit should have been gone 44 hours ago. get to it junior
What's your favorite thing to do after you've had sex?
cocaine is a dumb fucking drug, and if you got 2 grams of "pure" for 70 bucks i think it's you whos stupid not the dealer. Enjoy your splenda cut...
loose it when it means something, don't end up drunk in college and throw it away to a 23 year old asshole who's just after your v-card.
as long as i have a designated hole, that the other dude doesn't touch.
Kate Beckinsale... it would be the greatest 30 seconds of my life.
Every girl I've ever talked to who watched/watches porn says they prefer watching girl on girl porn or they only pay attention to the girl in the...
"Hi (reach out for handshake, kiss girls hand) you smell like diamonds." "What do Diamonds smell like?" "They smell beautiful." "Hi my...
College roomates are the worst. I personally don't care when they walk in, I think it's funny that they'll have that image of me making love to...
Ice Grey Goose Tonic twist of lime. There's no other way.
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