Me 'n Mabel Fairweather din't do nothin' like that, an' we came out alright I tell ya! We was goin to beat the band I tell ya!...
I'm way older than you young fella! You kids in your 70's... it's all gadgets and widgets for you I tells ya. When I was your age, Me 'n Mabel...
What? You kids is talkin about goats now? I used ta live with an old goat named Clifton. He was a horny bastard, I tell ya! I miss talkin with...
What!? You kids need ta have more respect for your food. I remember back in The Depression we used to drink sterno from a can, and we had to eat...
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Given what a go yet?! I don't understand you damn kids anymore. I suppose if I don't give "it" a "go" then I'm not "hip" for this forum, aye?...
What? G strings!? I played the G string back in WWII when my platoon din't have no water for three days. I hadda play the Hawaiian guitar for...
You damn kids need ta wear a rubber. I remember when condoms was hand dipped in rubber cement. You hadda use 'em quick! Or they'd dry up on...
Damn it, this coulda never happened in the good old days. In my day, if you wanted to have sex with a lady, you hadda go and meet her parents!...
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