I love aboriginal dot paintings. The natives in Australia do it as a tradition.
I'd be interested in hearing the full story of when your guitar was inspected.
I don't like feeling a girls teeth scrape against my skin. And, I wish they suck more than just the tip. Oh, and can't forget I love having my...
I was always bored in my small town with nothing to do. Usually, I resorted to masturbating. I never counted but the most must've been around 15...
I used to cum on my belly. Now, I squirt it into a shirt. When I'm done, I ball it up and throw it under my bed. It'll be dry by the next time.
I'd have to get my bottom ribs surgically removed.
I love telling girls that my tip is wet when they talk to me.
Where do you find girls to have phone sex with? It's hot when a girl is talking specifically to me.
I hate it when her teeth get in the way. Sharp teeth scraping against my skin doesn't feel good. AND, they never put the whole thing in their...
I'm a guy, I also get tingles inside all of my stomach, it's such a great feeling.
I don't trust the medications. In middle school I was supposed to take them and I'd hide them in my cheek and spit them out. It's hard to relate...
Time is the fourth dimension. I learned this in woodshop class in high school.
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