Mom: Honey, why is there a sperm on my bra? Dad: What? SON!!! Son: Whoa! Why me?! What the?!! . . . Son's friend: *whistling*
Katy Perry We're doing ALL sex positions... CUM LVL: 9999
Like a volcano cock?
Everything is legal, when cops are not around.
Y'ello! I'm new here (obviously) and I'm just sittin' here... stalking you... -Sixense
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