Vacuum cleaners and sauce bottles?.... Hope the vacuum was a Dyson, Model 41Animal, no loss of suction and ease of cleaning the bagless...
2+2x2=6??! Vanilla? I don't think I would want to be a guest at your orgy because according to your math there would be two guests left out......
Speaking for myself and maybe other older dudes can relate, but like my name to the left implies, it seems the wife is not interested in sex but...
This is a huge turn on to me. Never done it but often talk about it. Kinda like "First time caller, long time reader". But the whole thing is...
My GF loves to rim me. She sucks me for awhile and then she moves in for the kill. Tells me the only better thing would be for me to be screwing...
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