When I have sex I like my partner to call me Mork.
Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a...
Let The Right One In or 30 Days Of Night .
Eat Nothing Except Newt Eggs ASSWT
I was high one night from sniffing glue and got lost in the middle of nowhere so I sold my soul for a lift home ..... it wasn't worth it.
Jesus Loved Skipping Beside Christians PORDT
The other day when I was lighting a smoke I accidently set my sleeve on fire so I started waving it around in a frenzy trying to put it out .......
[ATTACH] Take me for a walk you will
a ball gag
I'd go back and save Hitler . Then I would kill him myself.
I have a recurring dream in which both my arms & both legs are pinned to the dirt with iron spikes as a komodo dragon circles me , taking bites...
Is this what you mean when you say 'black magic?' [ATTACH]
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