lol I certainly don't still live there. And sure wouldn't have pulled any pranks if I wasn't in the process of moving out. besides, someone...
I had the right to be judgmental when she asked for the money I have for my wedding to get an abortion. and its not like I haven't slept around....
I hated my old roommates I was the only person in the place who had a real job. I bought food I had to protect with a hard stick I was the...
go to the library read while you're there find a dude. Or find another way to expand outside your regular crowd of people. cuz it sounds...
man. you chicks rock. I was starting to think I was the only one.. j/k man it just soured my puss when she had the guts to ask us to give her...
Life and Limb.
So my sister-in-law is my age, and she's always got financial drama. She had two kids with a crackhead. I could say that the first time she gets...
I dated a guy who was skinnier than me and just as short. it wasn't a problem when we dated but after we broke up I talked a lot of shit about him...
I dont talk to any of my exes. they ended up being assholes, why keep them as friends? My boyfriends's ex is super trashy. He better not talk to...
It drives me insane to think about unfit parents. I've lost two very wanted and planned pregnancies in the past year. The day we said (couple...
I cant remember the coolest thing I've done on a date. Cool shit usually happens within a relationship for me. The worst was taking a...
not everyone that is getting married does things like that. In fact, I haven't been to a church wedding outside my mother's second wedding. I'm...
I could do it if I put my mind in to it. Or my back into it, ass into it... whatever... I actually just came across the home I grew up in at a...
no, no one would give me any credit cards. I used to have one, kept up the payments, then cancelled it. but I have about 12k in medical debt and...
Berry-like fruits and sweet potatoes always give me a boost. It sounds so simple to "eat right" and get all your fruits and veggies and whole...
I rarely have any leftovers, I try to portion control while i'm cooking so I'm not going up for seconds but chicken wings are better after...
First when I was being IM'd about having a good shift at work, I was told to have an awesome shit. < cracked me up Then, I realized I didn't have...
so I can stand listening to everyone and their mother's dubstep tracks. Wait... not even then. Most of the time I smoke to get high. Other times...
I am wearing stretch pants to work today. eek!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TWrlECOSrHE"]South Park - My name is Timmy (THE Original) - YouTube My Name is Timmy Song (guess we'll have...
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