lol. now THAT would have been worth the price of a ticket.
i am getting really tired of all this talk about poor Tom Cruise and how he was "attacked" by some fool with a water pistol. poor little Tommy Boy...
but could Reagan find those in America? and do you think the squirrels would like them better than the jellybeans?
actually, he was trying to feed jelly beans to the squirrels. but they didn't seem all that impressed.
well, he WAS wearing diapers. and besides, he always acted "absent minded." even while he was still sleeping in the White House. remember how he...
omg! i was back at the park again today, looking for Janis and Elvis (plus his mangy old hound dog), and all of a sudden i spotted this creepy old...
omg. i just got back from the safeway, and you'll never guess who i spotted standing in line in front of me. it was marilyn monroe!! and she still...
okay, today i went back to the park to see if janis might be there again. no dice. but guess who WAS there?! at first, he just looked like a...
your guess is as good as mine. maybe they thought it would be a lot easier to lose themselves here? we get alot of eccentric types in san...
okay, so what are you saying? that it makes sense that thousands of folks are always saying that elvis is STILL alive? that he really must have...
huh? so you rather have this just be a stupid parody, instead of knowing that janis, john, and jim are STILL alive? wtf? i mean, i now have that...
btw, i actually found the cap (to the southern comfort bottle janis was drinking from before) over in my park today. so i have some actual proof...
sorry, but i am 100% serious about what i saw (and heard). i know it sounds sorta insane, but all i am asking is to try and keep an open mind. i'm...
huh? dude, i don't even do drugs (gave all that up in high school). so how can you blame any of this on taking acid? i know what i saw (and...
really? i thought i saw him french kissing emily dickinson in the library the other day. so that explains it! lol.
sorry, but i know what i saw (and heard). and why should it be so hard to imagine that rock stars might want to escape from their own fame? and...
huh? i'm sure i don't know what you are talking about? lol.
i am right! and it is awesome. lol. but sorta sad too. janis looks totally ravaged now (but her voice is still really cool and raspy), john has...
honestly, i know it's true. sure, it might seem a little weird to most of you. i know it sounds crazy at first. but the other day in the park, i...
thanks. glad you read it. my friend was sort of like a poor man's richard cory. he came from a very comfortable background, but was not the...
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