Yep. But watching two very feminine and pretty guys go at it is damn hot too.
Mine doesn't exist either. I end up flirting with straight girls who lead me on in front of other people and then, yep you guessed it, shoot me...
Or the next time she kisses you, kiss back. If she wasn't coming on to you, you could always tell her to stop sending out the wrong signals. I'm...
Well without the sex it just becomes a really close friendship, wifey roles are assumed and well- it isn't unpleasant but it stops being 'Living...
write them a letter. First tell them you're pregnant and in a relationship with a big, hairy, much older and plain yukky man. Tell them you're...
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^ your own mix tea sounds lovely! I usually take my tea black with lemon or spiced with cinnamon bark, cloves, ginger and orange rind, brewed...
The end of Mr. Y by Scarlett Thomas
Katie Price, what, woah, wait. Seriously? You want to shag that orange plastic slag? Her breasts are more silicone than mammery tissue and her...
Maybe g spot stimulation? It's not all that penatrative, a small vibrator rubbing against it can cause wild orgasms and even squirting. Try...
I masturbated to pictures of Alan Cummings earlier. That man turns me on to no end. He has that slightly sleazy look about him and so much...
I like girls with a little bit of a tummy along with curvy hips, bum and breasts. Women are meant to be soft, not sharp and angular.
Likewise but I've actually been slapped by a woman for doing so. Admittedly this was in a very conservative christian town but damn, it was worth it.
When I was younger my sister and I experimented. Mainly oral on each other. Occasionally mutual masturbation. It's nice to know that it's not as...
When I was about 14 I had a massive row with my father and told him I was gay. A few months later I met a lovely boy and we started a...
Intereral trees by Larry Niven
I have a conundrum. Okay so I'm writing a collection of short science fiction stories to send off to friends and family for the yuletide gift...
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