oh! SWORDFIGHT!!!
Oh! another Lie about your Penis thread!? YAY! you know how I said my Penis was 8 inches... THATS ACROSS. its like 6 feet long. I'm gonna cut...
no... no... dont feel bad... like 65 of my posts are about penis size... but i tell everyone its 90... makes me feel more like a man. ...
Love you too.
kinda like half a skinned, medium sized snake sitting on top of a wrinkly leather bag holding Kiwi's Kinda like that.
my record for jacking till Load/O is 4 hours... shit gets intense you do it 4 hours straight.
note to self, find girl who does kegels... because THAT SOUNDS AMAZING!
I saw a tiny black guy once. I picked him up. put him in my shirt pocket... He rode around in there most of the week. then I washed the shirt......
I thought it was Common knowledge that Italians were well endowed... but also romantic... "Lovers" not "Fuckers" I dunno, I'm crazy.
I'm seriously considering getting a fleshlight, and maybe a dildo that matches my size... though I don't imagine I'd use that one on myself......
20.93 lmao!
Lol!
they DO make small Dildo's! lots of them! they also make some that are about 4 inches across and over 2 feet long. its all about selection......
LOL... let me copypaste that second line, and HIGHLIGHT SOMETHING. it went a little something like this, Imagine the other person is a weird...
I'd have to agree. I mean... you got Brad Pitt, Morgan Freeman, Gwenyth Paltrow, R. Lee Emery and Kevin Spacey. its hard to imagine a better...
See Guys! this is looking at the glass half full! ... or ...job half done?
I'm a virgin. and I really have a hard time thinking about losing it to someone that isnt... maybe thats why I'm still a virgin... huh......
I feel I should be more bothered by this... but somehow... I'm okay with it... I'm just not okay that I'm okay with it... honestly.
another stupid question, what happened to that "build your penis" site someone linked into one of these many threads? that thing was funny as...
I'd say we're in the same boat, you just don't know it yet... I'd say we are both socially retarded people that are somewhat aware no one can...
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