I think it's more like tasting a poon. :D
Apparently you never read the owners manual. Go buy the following: Male Sexuality or The New Male Sexuality If will tell you everything you...
Your friends can drop by for a cold one.
The problem with mushrooms is you never know how potent they are, or how well they are stored. If you've never tried them before, then you don't...
The moon would touch more of the plane. It's simple physics. The plane ceases to be "perfectly flat" as soon as any weight is applied. The...
It moved, jerry!!!! It moved!!!
Larry, Darell and Darell I don't suppose any of the younger generation gets the Newhart reference. "Hi, I'm Larry. This is my brother Darell,...
Go see what women say in the "Does size matter?" threads and you'll see why men are self-conscious about size. Men will stop obsessing about...
If you've ever been to a concert or sports event you would know that women take longer to pee. Same number of toilets. Long line for the ladies...
I recall reading a survey a couple years ago that CLAIMED the women surveyed said that $1000 would be enough for them to consider having sex with...
As the old saying goes: Fat girls are like mopeds/scooters. They can be lots of fun, so long as your friends don't see you. Seriously though....
1) Find a hot chick just standing around on the corner and ask her if she's "Looking for a date?" 2) Take her to a hotel 3) Have sex with her...
If you're tired of being walked all over, then stop laying down like a carpet. It's no secret that chicks are attracted to assholes and don't...
Maybe he should check out an adult theater or go to an adult toy store that has movie booths. Then he can jack off all he wants. Someone may...
I told you the story of my friends sister already. I moved into a really bad neighborhood right after graduation. There was some tagging in...
Golly Gee ToolMaggot, I guess I stand corrected. Cocktail waitresses at nudie bars never become strippers, and strippers never become...
An ex-girlfriend once told me: "A hard man is good to find."
I remember what it was like to be young and naive. Many girls work there because they are desperate for money, not because they like the job....
If you want NSA fun, you don't really get to pick and choose. You either have to take rejection well or be willing hook up with unattractive...
The biggest problem most men face is that we train ourselves to get off as fast as possible when we masturbate. Maybe you don't have much privacy...
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