you punched yourself in the face repeatedly, suffered mass contusions to your brain. Death was inevitable
no you didn't...you never made it past the mailbox:cool:
I batted my lashes and you turned to stone
have you tried ear candelling?
but you didn't turn into my driveway...you lost control after you hit me and went careening down the side of a HUGE embankment, and did a nose...
no prob:)
while playing the fluffy bunny game, you choked on marshmellos and died
cap it..that shit burns
if you put some calcium chloride in a beaker with water and shake it, it'll heat up.
Neverending White Lights-The Grace https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My0FyN72Phc
I like Aveda shampoo and Mane and Tail conditioner. I condition my hair everyday, and wash it every 2 days...wish I could go longer without...
insert buttplug here --->0
lmao..I couldn't have put it better myself. This is what my FB status read today.... Am I sad Michael Jackson is Dead? no, not really....he's...
spontanious combustion, due to long term pregnancy. The baby survived.
how long have you been playing poker?
a few times..cops always brought me back though. is there someone in your life you treated horribly, and you wish you could take it all back
you died with my foot up your ass
book worm
left cheek-BBAD-DABB-right cheek
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