They both winked at me and walked away smiling...
I couldn't say yes... :( That's what I meant.
This one time I was sitting around in class talking to my friend. All of a sudden my other friend (a girl) comes up and sits next to me. Stares...
That is absolutely the WORST thing to do! That never works!!!
I had this dream a couple years ago... Tell me what it means? I was at my house just hanging out with my friends. All of a sundden the ground...
Always happens to me too... Ever since I was little. This one time we were driving through some mountains in Mexico, and I was getting this weird...
Oh, ok...
No...
A couple minutes ago I CLEARY heard a little girl crying inside my house. I thought "Well, it's just my niece..." A couple seconds later it hit...
Sorry if i seemed rude. i had a bad day today, i didn't get a job i wanted.
Ok when the hell did i say anthing about giving up on real women? I thought it was a good picture so i put it as my signature.
I just don't get it. All I see it as is hope. For now I'm athiest.
lucky bastard... I only play guitar. Gonna buy a new one soon, along with a pick of destiny! :D
Would you have sex with it?
:ack2: ...No thanks.
Nah, she spit it out... into YOUR mom's mouth!!! Just kidding guys...
I couldn't, i was laughing so hard!
:puke: Not at the anal play, but at the using cum as lube on yourself.
My cousin was drunk and he asked me "Dude. What word starts with S, and ends with T?" I replied "Um... I don't know." He told me "SHUT UP! Ahhh......
1. YOUR MOM!!! 2. Finish this survey... wait... 3. Fly to the moon.
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