Damn- what would it take to get teh cooter shots?
WERD! But I still want teh cooter shots!!!!1
Holy fuck! Nice! Cooter shots?
Do you have nudes of yourself to post? And do you like teh buttsecks?
Can I get you a Midol?
My penis talks to me. Makes me do things I don't want to do. tells me to play with it under the desk at work. Tells me to puch it into the lady...
Post pix of teh stretch marks. I'll tell you you're a MILF. You'll carry on an online romance with me for years, we'll finally meet years later...
Do you have a flight of stairs nearby?
You should have tried IDB. You just wasted your virginity and posted it on a message board. He did the same. And told everyone about your...
I make candles out of my own flatus. Get them while they're hot!
I didn't read it, but post CLiff's Notes on the anal sex section.
What the hell is that? Some kind of lizard? Or is it from one of them wizards and sorceries kind of things? Lightning bolt, lightning bolt! Go...
Your future lies in other careers than painting.
Nudes? Buttsex0rs?
I'm looking for an older hippie to give teh buttsex0rs to. I don't care if it's male or female as long as it has lots of wrinkles. Also looking...
Thread failure. /yourself.
No. Go outside and make some friends.
Great. Canuckleheads.
Holy shit! That looks like a cross between Eminem and that little fruity kid from Married with Children!
Mine is kind of backward. But it's far enough away from my vaganus that the tingles from the wind still feel good.
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