You would have to be in bondgae. Tie yourself(or her) to a wall and the hold on tight and grind aways
"Hurt" by Johnny Cash. Its good but the original is better
Guy fawkes are suposed to be on fire anyway. Burn baby burn
I am honestly pisssed on last post
Thats where i am. Soul destroying job or non drinkeness. The way I drunkenly type it is this: get shit job but go out dirnk beer. Or not drink...
How about firing rockets at Guy Fawkers and therefore setting their fat mates in old clothes on fire. Two traditions. One great idea
You will get hacked whether you want it or not. Not using dodgy sites will help bit in th eend whenever you connect to a web site or a game...
Stella Artois - Reassuringly expensive but it tastes good
I am one of those state school underachievers(Uk schools). I was always top of the class for 10 years, but when I was in a class where people...
Try masturbation(or sex) - Orgasms release feel good chemicals in the brain. Then do something you enjoy(or energetic anyway) to try to use up...
Shame the beer itself tastes like mouthwash
Evenesence - My Immortal Reminds me of an old relationship and always gets me upset(esp after a drink) apart from the little guitar bit at the...
Good Endings: Usual Suspects Chronicles Of Riddick Pitch Black Dawn of the Dead(new one)(+ kudos points for Chainsaw death) Night of the Living...
Virtually any film where Val Kilmer says more than two lines(excluding Willow) and any film by Joel(I tried to kill Batman) Schumacher(apart from...
House of a 1000 Corpses was great. If people are saying that it was a rip off of other films then they have missed the point. It was intended as...
Although its probably not a true horror film i'm quite partial to House of a 1000 Corpses, and The Ring is pretty good as well. Nightmare on Elm...
Has anybody else noticed that on personal ads and websites the men tend to outnumber the women by about 10 to 1. Not that I search for men...
Physics Geek Alert I did this for A-level a few years back so any degree students might be able to pick holes in it but heres my two cents The...
I try to think about ghosts as little as possible because it is one of the few things that really scares me. Now I hate spiders and I hate...
Not that good sorry
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