I had a waitress with purple eyes. I need contacts like that.
5,6,7,8 and The Pillows.
Me to, but if I come out of the closet here, I will get my ass kicked alot.
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It hurts the first time, but once that is out of the way, the other times are pleasure.
Wow, you fucked up. Never fear, love will find a way.
Fuck Jazz, how bout blues guitars. B.B. King.
Not enough people recognize the genious that was Freddie Mercury and Brian May.
You could have some weird STD, go see a doctor.
Queen, no doubt about it, Queen.
I didn't even know that.
But graphite and led deginerates, they would be losing valuable documents if they didnt have pens.
If I masterbate right before I fall asleep I have a dream about sex.
Gets the most insect orientated handle award.
I got my eye on this girl named Kayla in mah science class, she is always flirting with me and shit.
You know you have hit a low when you are smoking couch weed.
With your mouth.
Right now I am in possesion of a metal guitar pick with an almost sander paper grip. I am thinking, if I use this that grip may slide along my...
Oh Snap! Even ugly girls can get cocked.
Your teeth glow?
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