Put in a box underground with all of his and VP's money. Give him a cell phone to call for rescue after he can think for himself. I assume rotting...
A death sentence would give "that president" too little time to realize his mistake. Life in prison away from "that also imprisoned VP" may, just...
Lipstick (lip color) was worn by ancient Egyptians to signify their ability to provide oral sex for trade.
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