You know Ratzo? If you do, then you've been blessed by some sort of higher power. Dude fired me from a job I loved, but somehow I can't hate him.
Yeah, I try and cover it up with patchouli and vanilla. But I feel like the Arab-y stink permeates everything. My friends say I just smell like...
Everybody fucking goes to Pennsic. God dammit, I'm going next time if it's the end of me. My old boss man was in the Lost Boys group tent camp...
I smell like curry, peanut butter, and ramen noodles. Fucking sand niggers.
The ones that are so bright they make yr eyes bleed. I have one such rainbow striped sweater.
I'm becoming fairly certain that Bunnyslut IS a 70 year old lady living in Boca.
I'm a ridiculous pack rat, I can't throw ANYTHING away. It runs in my family. My grandma's fucking notorious for it. I think her house is cozy,...
Instant signature material.
Second'd. And greasy ass pizza ALWAYS does the trick. Or eggs, toast and hashbrowns. Or perogies.
I lawl'd hearty at "the Klingons" My ex was always like, "Wait.. do you wipe front to back? That's so weird, but I guess girls gotta do that so...
You have the hairiest crotch of anybody I've ever seen, ever. I'm thoroughly impressed. Are your balls lost in the thicket, or did you pull 'em...
I'd get my nipples pierced in a second if my tits weren't so floppy and gross. But seeing as how rapid weight fluctuations have wrecked them, it...
Better be a canker sore, or a place where I chewed on my lip in my sleep. It's been making me nuts for two days. [img]
I could unload my whole /b/ folder on yo asses right now. But I won't.
If she leaves the kitchen, duh.
Because yr not old enough to rage yet. Or you are, and you just don't have friends. I mean, either or.
Metal shows. I see the exact same crowd at every show.
Hucklebutt FTW.
Why is it that every n00b 16 year old kid thinks that dangly meat flaps equals a lotta dick? I don't even understand how that makes sense, but it...
Speaking of conquests. And OKCupid. ...You can see where this is going. Oh, the lulz. Kid's all about me, though. Shit's weird. I woke up this...
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