Crack it, poach it, die it green and put it on someone's face in the middle of the night. Time how long it takes fro them to figure out what it is.
Candy corn. I am not speaking from experience as I live in New Zealand, but we don't have candy corn here. Nor do many other places, from what I...
Yes, that's what I mean by tab. And I thought of another one! Having to pay for doctor's appointments. I don't even like my doctor anyway.
Rent out your farmland to godmodding biofuel growers. Yes, biofuel is the shittiest answer to the fuel crisis, but my God, they pay well.
When I was a kid, the other kids used to make fun of my ears because the earlobe is attached, to the top of my jaw. They said I had no earlobe. I...
1.) Fines, of any kind. Also ATM machine bills when you use another banks' ATM machine. Fucking hell. 2.) Parking metres. 4.) Books. Library...
There is no empirical proof that your chair exists, as for there to be empirical proof of the chair's existence, the chair would have to exist....
Depends on how strong the hit is, what direction your trip is going in, and your frame of mind. I'd say no, because I know for a fact that I don't...
I love psy, but I'm finding more and more lately that I prefer some really wobble-bass dubstep when Lucy is visiting. I enjoy the feeling of being...
You seem to be making some generalisations in your definition of how maturity and immaturity find happiness. Why the need to separate the two?...
Eighties synthpop! Eurythmics win hands down. Eighties rock is hideous.
I think the Parihaka Peace Festival is still run. http://www.parihaka.com/ Also up Takaka-way the Canaan Downs Festival is still being run, though...
Blotter. I'd like to try sugarcube (mainly just for novelty factor) but there doesn't seem to be any around here.
Psytrance, namely Shpongle. Jungle if I'm in the mood for a good stomp. Really wubby dubstep if I want to melt into a puddle and ooze everywhere....
^ Or a faint hint of electricity. Yum.
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