first thigs firt. Phone the police. If that fails, try throwing things at it. Next, quote exerts from the highway code about stop signs, and if all else fails, come down. Nah, dont really, stay high and hide!
Yesterday, I thought there was someone in the microwave reflection and then I thought they were following me around the house and trying to strangle me.
um... yeah... you know that nasaly Virginia accent... it's like that when I talk fast.... it's strange.
ermms altoids are yummy.. never snorted them though... I used to pick on the kids who you saw in lunch crushing up smarties hahaha Im like oooh yea thats gonna get you real fucked up.. and then they'd cry because it hurt when they snorted it up their nose.. and 5 mins later they'd be like "o0o Im seeing fairies.." Im like HAHAHA fucking lamer!
Altoids are awesome.. One time my friend was trying to get coke so I crushed some up and sold them to him becasue he is a moron... But never snort koolaid it burns
when I was like 15 or 16 i was walking over to my friends house with my group and i was not paying attention smoking a ciggerette and talking and a stop sign came out and attacked me too for no reason... I had another frind who ran into a sign fell down and said excuse me LOL
someone in my English class was crushing a peppermint lifesaver that was individually wrapped in those plastic things... and i was like "ha." ...I'm so glad to be half Colombian.
