best technique to enlarge penis

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by smallpenis, Mar 20, 2005.

  1. smallpenis

    smallpenis Member

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    i have 4.2 inches penis and i have seen many technique to enlarge penis on the net i want ur help plz tell me which is best i mean i should choose pills,surgery,or any other method and plz also tell me that, can vigrx increase my penis size and if then how many inches i can increase my current size is 4.2 inches.

    thanks in advance.
     
  2. Ocean Byrd

    Ocean Byrd Artificial Energy

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    First of all, surgery is the worst method of enlarging your penis. Second, why do you even want to enlarge it? It's just some skin with a bunch of blood veins and weird spongy stuff in it...
     
  3. Sister Seagull

    Sister Seagull Guest

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    Hey, it's what Mother Nature gave you! Does it still do the job it's supposed to do? If so, then DON'T FIX what's not broken :) And don't you dare be ashamed of it - they come in all different sizes.
     
  4. ihmurria

    ihmurria fini

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    The pills don't work, the surgery isn't very safe or reliable (at least from what I've heard). I have heard that a penis pump can be a temporary measure, but it isn't a huge change.

    Size isn't that important though

    Most girls don't orgasm from intercourse alone, and you still have a mouth and hands to stimulate your partner with... much better to stimulate your partner with :D
     
  5. Sister Seagull

    Sister Seagull Guest

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    I second the mouth part WOOHOO!!!!
     
  6. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    Blackie I like these lol they're funny AND true - awesome! You rock!

    Smallpenis (I can't believe you picked that as a username, but ok...) concentrate on ALL the different ways to make a girl orgasm... like Ihmurria said, straight intercourse just doesn't do it for a lot of girls. But there are lots of *other* fun things you can do!
     
  7. Trotsky311

    Trotsky311 Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    years and years of video games make for strong fingers.......you do know they have other uses right man?
     
  8. Super_Grrl

    Super_Grrl Crazy love

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    Additionally, please see my thread on here (somewhere in Love and Sex) called "Penis Schmenis" ... you'll see more than just a couple women agree that there's more to sex than penis.
     
  9. shaba

    shaba Grand Inquisitor

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    Neither can I, sitting at your computer and going "god damn my penis is small, from now on I shall be known as smallpenis!".

    Like someone said if it aint broke dont fix it.
     
  10. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    It takes a long time to get to england in a rowboat... :D

    It's in the way that you use it,
    It comes and it goes.
    It's in the way that you use it,
    Boy don't you know.

    And if you lie you will lose it,
    Feelings will show.
    So don't you ever abuse it,
    Don't let it go.

    Nobody's right till somebody's wrong.
    Nobody's weak till somebody's strong.
    No one gets lucky till luck comes along.
    Nobody's lonely till somebody's gone.

    I've seen dark skies, never like this.
    Walked on some thin ice, never like this.
    I've told you white lies, never like this.
    Looked into true eyes, never like this.

    ~ Eric Clapton
     
  11. Unkle_John

    Unkle_John Member

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    [​IMG]
    This is how you make it longer.
    Just like a Play-Doh snake.
     
  12. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    Think dirty thoughts, it'll get bigger real fast. lol


    If that doesn't work, you'll just have to live with it, unless you want to risk ending up with a botched surgery and a lop-sided Frankenschlong :& .
     
  13. Sister Seagull

    Sister Seagull Guest

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    Hah, I might be able to provide you with a few :)

    Just kidding... or am I? *evil grin*
     
  14. Mr MiGu

    Mr MiGu King of the Zombies

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    i once saw this movie where a guy who worked as a janitor in a morgue thought he had the same problem. One day, he decided to do soemthing about his problem, so he got a knife, severed his penis and replaced it with that of a well endowed corpse. Maybe you should start looking for a job in a morgue......

    just be carefull though. if the knife you choose isnt sharp enough, it just tends to bounce of your schlong instead of severing it:rolleyes:
     
  15. tricknologist

    tricknologist menace to sobriety

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    :D Cool, will it involve sending me pics ?

    :p
     
  16. Raving Sultan

    Raving Sultan Banned

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    If just thinking dirty thoughts made your penis bigger i would be hung like king kong.
     
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    Raving Sultan Banned

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  18. lacuna

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    Smallpenis - ignore all these people, especially the girls. These are the same girls who buy push up bras, get implants and worry about how fat their arses are. All their advice is hypocritical shit. Your dick is on the small side - go see a doctor if you feel so bad about it. It won't change who you are - but if it makes you feel better about yourself then go for it.
     
  19. Trotsky311

    Trotsky311 Supporters HipForums Supporter

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    or buy an SUV like everybody else does....
     
  20. lacuna

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    I've yet to find a girl who could fit a whole SUV (close though - there was this girl in Perth who could handle a Morris Minor...)
     

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