Love this show . Two of my favs are the black Bush skit, and the black, blind, kkk guy....fucking had me rollin'.
that is quite possably the funniest show on tv right now. every time i watch it i end up laughing my ass off. "everyone knows you can steal, 5, 10, mabey 20 dollars out your moms purse. catch the D bus downtown, find a latin american fellow named martinez. everyone knows martinez's shit is the BOMB" ~ the grooviest crackhead in the town
"When I was about your age, I smoked a drug called m a r i j u a n a. Me and my friends laughed and laughed and ate all the cookies! ...it was horrible."
one of my favorite shows ever. "you know what she got the nerve to tell me, that I smell like a titty bar. so the FUCK WHAT!"
"What can I say about your coat that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan? It looks bombed out and depleted."
Dave is a genious. They were showing his sanfran standup act on TV and it rules even more than the show. I love his style, because he's a black person who can make fun of blacks, whites, asians and everybody else without making it offensive. Although he did steal one joke from Maddox. I'll never forgive him for that.
I just saw the Wayne Brady the pimp sketch last night and it was hilarious. He yelled at his hoes and made Dave smoke PCP, then he shot a cop.
chapelle rocks! he so god-damn funny. i went to comedy central, and recorded some lines of his to my voicemail message once.. everyone was rollin on the ground from laughter when they called me! good shit