dumb comments/ things you've done recently..

ermms last week I had to use google to find out how to use a seamless manual can opener from the pampered chef... hahaha I just felt the need to share that because Im bored...

 

god you're really on a roll tonight!

 

my cousin works for pampered chef, she does the parties and stuff at people's houses.

 

i was going around a shelf of books in a library all sneaky like cause i was bored, and i walked right into a filing cabinet...i don't thin anyoe noticed though

 

I knocked over a dildo display at the Playtime boutique hahaha, we were getting one for my friend hannah for her birthday as a gag gift and we were pushing each other around and someone pushed me into it.. lol

 

one time, i had that good smelling bubblegum sunscreen on..
and i went swimming..and i was just goin underwater
and i swear..i started to smell my sunscreen..
man..haha

 

One time at my bus stop some kid kicked a ball at a car as it went by and he put a dent in the side of the car.... I was laughing and the lady got out of the car and blamed me...

 

i walked into a wall today. . .i tend to do that alot. . . i did it when i was little too. . . i refused to believe in walls and would run into them kicking and screaming. . . haha

oh and the other day i was sittin on a rock with a friend after a long day of snowboardin and i fell off backwards and slid all the way down the hill into the parking lot. . . oh my that was fun!

 

i always run into the walls at my house..
i runn through the house..like going to the kitchen or somethin, and theres this one doorway..like..to the hall, and i ALWAYS run into it like my shoulder or something

 

I do that with my bedroom door... hahah.. or if I wear socks, I slide into my desk while running on the hardwood floors and stub my toe if I miss my rug at my door. And people always hit their head on the light hanging in the kitchen when they come up from the basement and they're going around to the dining room to go upstairs...

 

the day that I got my car I went running through my house up the steps through the living room through the kitchen through the hall and it was dark so I didnt realise my parents door was shut and I ran right into it and fell flat on my ass....

 

hahaha... omg... I've done that kinda thing myself...

 

oh.. oh my


! thats funny

 

The other day my friends and I played football with girlscout cookies and some fell in the lake so we got a stick and pulled them back in and ate them.

We shot bottle rockets at eachother.Then we lit off a bunch of huge fireworks on a peninsula of land sticking into the lake.

 

on sunday I went snowboarding and fell on my ass lots. and then I hit my head really hard on some ice. lol. my bodies still sore from that.

 

aw.

 

it was funny. yesterday my friend was doing a handstand on his skateboard and fell on his head. hes okay though.

 

Last night i was with some friends at this park, and will and i climbed up this HUGE tree. . and we were at the tippy top when a cop car passes by and he stops, turns on his lights and does a lightning fast u-turn. Well, here in santa fe we have a curfew for kids under 18 and its 11. and i'd say it was about 12:30. . . so me and will are in this tree and our friends hop in their car and yell that they will be back for us and zoom off. . .well the cop pulls up to the park and conducts a drug bust right on the sidewalk right under us! HAHA! it was so scary. . . luckly he didnt look up. . .

 

got drunk and Passed out in Front of my house 2 feet away from the door , woke up all wet with grass all over my face

 

wow i'd say so