i ate a marshmallow that i found

and given the chance, i would do it again.

 

ummmmmmm.............. okay
where'd you find it?

 

thats creepy.......

 

the back doorstep. i couldnt help myself, it was sexy.

 

Interesting... And how did doing this make you feel?

 

is that where your dog sits his ass....lol

 

Your the type of person that would get caught raping a potato and say "Look at what she's wearing, she was coming on to me"

Damn it doesn't work when you replace "80 year old woman in a nightgown" with "potato"

 

i would never steal your lady.

 

It might work if the potato was wearing the nightgown. Even better if the potato was wearing a teddy. But the image of an eighty year old woman wearing a teddy........*pukes*

 

well I hope you wouldn't want to steal your grandmother (don't ask me how that's supposed to offend you)

 

umm.....is that a threat? because if it is, ill DECK YOUR ASS!

 

Yay a fight!!

 

how the hell would it be a threat?
and yes it is (can't wait for her to realize the monitor doesn't feel pain)