Becky's Masturbation Thread

I love the way that looks :H



Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up?
2. Sitting on a toilet?
3. With somebody watching?
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating?
5. In a bathtub?
6. In a shower?
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else?
8. Laying on the floor?
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13)
10. In another state? (which)
11. In another country? (which)
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake?
13. With a fruit or vegetable?
14. With markers/dildo?
15. On camera?
16. For a porno movie?
17. In somebody elses house? (whose)
18. At school?
19. At work?
20. At a concert?
21. In a moving car?
22. Not moving car? Bus?
23. At what age did you start?
24. Outside?
25. While you were on the phone with someone?
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you?
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching?

enjoy :H​

 

well, my cats like to watch me shower for some reason....

 

omg

 

Masturbation is bad, wrong, dirty, and disgusting.

 

1. Standing up? yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? yes
3. With somebody watching? no
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? yes
5. In a bathtub? yes
6. In a shower? yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? no
8. Laying on the floor? yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 7/9
10. In another state? (which) yeah
11. In another country? (which) belguim, france, italy
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? no
13. With a fruit or vegetable?no
14. With markers/dildo?no
15. On camera?no
16. For a porno movie?no
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) yes
18. At school? yes, ONCE IN CLASS
19. At work? no
20. At a concert? yes
21. In a moving car? no
22. Not moving car? Bus? no
23. At what age did you start? 12 or so
24. Outside? yes
25. While you were on the phone with someone? no
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? no
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? cat...

 

That shit is two Kinky...

 

1. Standing up? Yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? Yes
3. With somebody watching? No
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Yes
5. In a bathtub? Yes
6. In a shower? Yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Yes
8. Laying on the floor? Yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 10/14
10. In another state? (which) No
11. In another country? (which) Yes, Mexico
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? No
13. With a fruit or vegetable? Yes
14. With markers/dildo? No
15. On camera? No
16. For a porno movie? No
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) A house I was babysitting at
18. At school? No
19. At work? No
20. At a concert? No
21. In a moving car? No
22. Not moving car? Bus? No
23. At what age did you start? 10 or 11
24. Outside? Yes
25. While you were on the phone with someone? No
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? No
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? No

And I refuse to answer any questions regarding my answers.

 

Don't you think you should answer your own questions, Becky?

 

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That's beautiful.

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? Oui.
2. Sitting on a toilet? Oui.
3. With somebody watching? Not that I'm aware of...
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Oui.
5. In a bathtub? Non.
6. In a shower? Oui.
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Oui.
8. Laying on the floor? Oui.
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 5/9
10. In another state? (which) Oui. Carolina and Ohio.
11. In another country? (which) I wonder if I touched myself as a baby...If so, then Germany.
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? Oui.
13. With a fruit or vegetable? Oui.
14. With markers/dildo? Non.
15. On camera? Pas du tout!
16. For a porno movie? Non.
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) I think...at a country club party thing.
18. At school? Oui.
19. At work? N/A
20. At a concert? Non.
21. In a moving car? I think...
22. Not moving car? Bus? Oui.
23. At what age did you start? 12 or so.
24. Outside? Oui.
25. While you were on the phone with someone? Non, I'm not a multi-tasker.
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? See above.
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Yeah...but my dog is creepy, so I stopped before...yeah...

That was awkward.

 

1. Standing up? Of course.
2. Sitting on a toilet? Yup.
3. With somebody watching? Yeah.
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Heh, yeah.
5. In a bathtub? Yup.
6. In a shower? Yeah.
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Not that I can recall.
8. Laying on the floor? Yeah.
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 8/9
10. In another state? (which) Colorado.
11. In another country? (which) Jamacia.
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? Boat.
13. With a fruit or vegetable? Nope.
14. With markers/dildo? Uh uh.
15. On camera? Yeah.
16. For a porno movie? Not really.
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Girlfriend at the time.
18. At school? Nope.
19. At work? Nope.
20. At a concert? No.
21. In a moving car? No.
22. Not moving car? Bus? No.
23. At what age did you start? 12/13?
24. Outside? Yes.
25. While you were on the phone with someone? Yeah.
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes.
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? My dog. He's wierd.

 

Yeah, well...

I didn't really think about this at the time... I answered "no," but I guess someone could have seen me without me knowing.

 

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? Yes.
2. Sitting on a toilet? Yes.
3. With somebody watching? Yes.
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Yes.
5. In a bathtub? Yes.
6. In a shower? Yes.
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Yes.
8. Laying on the floor? Yes.
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) All.
10. In another state? (which) No states here.
11. In another country? (which) Yes, a whole shitload.
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? Yes.
13. With a fruit or vegetable? No.
14. With markers/dildo? No.
15. On camera? Yes.
16. For a porno movie? No.
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Yes, a couple.
18. At school? No.
19. At work? No.
20. At a concert? No.
21. In a moving car? Yes.
22. Not moving car? Bus? Yes.
23. At what age did you start? 12ish
24. Outside? Yes.
25. While you were on the phone with someone? Yes.
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? Yes.
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? Yes.

 

1. Standing up? yesm
2. Sitting on a toilet? yup
3. With somebody watching? sudders yeah
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? heh yeah
5. In a bathtub?many times
6. In a shower? yesm
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? ...no
8. Laying on the floor?yeah
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 8/ 12
10. In another state? (which) In Alabama, south carolina, and Colorado wait kansas once too
11. In another country? (which) damn I need to do that
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? On a lake and ocean
13. With a fruit or vegetable? never
14. With markers/dildo? heh no
15. On camera? yup
16. For a porno movie? no
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) My friends and this one chick
18. At school? yeah
19. At work?are you thinking I have a job HA
20. At a concert?no
21. In a moving car? yeah
22. Not moving car? Bus? yeah school bus duh
23. At what age did you start? 9
24. Outside? yeah it is relaxing
25. While you were on the phone with someone? to many times
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? yeah
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? yesm...

 

1. Standing up? Y
2. Sitting on a toilet? Y
3. With somebody watching? N
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? Y: in my classroom
5. In a bathtub? Y
6. In a shower? Y
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? Y
8. Laying on the floor? Y
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 13/13
10. In another state? (which) Y: Californnia, Tennesse, Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, Virginia, North Carolina, Georgia and Florida
11. In another country? (which) Y, amd I have also masturbated on a plane over the pacific, and a cruise ship in the caribbean.
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? Y
13. With a fruit or vegetable? Y... indeed
14. With markers/dildo? Y
15. On camera? Yeah.... You can buy the Tape for $5.00. (j/k)
16. For a porno movie? N
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) Y, Dorm, Classroom, etc.
18. At school? Y
19. At work? Y
20. At a concert? N
21. In a moving car? Y
22. Not moving car? Bus? Y,Y
23. At what age did you start? 12... kinda late
24. Outside? Y
25. While you were on the phone with someone? N... but I'd like to try that.
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you?
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? N... but I have actually masturbated into the fish bowl with my goldfish watching... the fish soon devoured it all.

 

Have you ever masturbated...

1. Standing up? yes
2. Sitting on a toilet? no
3. With somebody watching? yes
4. With somebody in the room who didnt know you were masturbating? yes
5. In a bathtub? yes
6. In a shower? (same thing?) yes
7. Using an object that belongs to someone else? maybe
8. Laying on the floor? yes
9. In how many rooms out of your house? (i.e. 9/13) 4/8
10. In another state? (which) yes
11. In another country? (which) yes
12. On a boat/the ocean/lake? no
13. With a fruit or vegetable? yes
14. With markers/dildo? yes
15. On camera? no
16. For a porno movie? this question confuses me...have i masturbated for a porno movie? no...have i masturbted while watching one; yes
17. In somebody elses house? (whose) yes.
18. At school? tried
19. At work? yes
20. At a concert? no
21. In a moving car? yes
22. Not moving car? Bus?
23. At what age did you start? young
24. Outside? yes
25. While you were on the phone with someone? yes
26. Talking to somebody either through a door or with them sitting with you? no
27. aaaaand.. with a dog or cat or child watching? no

 

Please tell me that's a joke.

 

yeah, yeah, it's a joke

 

This should be in the kinky forum