I became ordained through that site once. But to answer, yes, I would burn one with Jesus. Perhaps two. He was a hip, hip guy, man!
I would. As long as we were sitting around a campfire with John Denver and a few of the greatest minds of World History. That would be one HELL of a conversation.
Yeah, I'd like to smoke with Jesus, Plato, (this'll sound wierd) Hitler [I want to understand him - his mentality], and perhaps Sidhartha [he'd be the bum not smoking - 'can no longer "kill, seduce, utter falsehood, take drugs, make evil utterances or have bad thoughts"....'].
Read Hitler's second book; the sequel to Mein Kamf. Also, Jesus (if he existed) kicked ass, it's too bad his ideas were ass raped by Christianity.
It wasn't "Christianity" that did it, Lights. It was so called "Organized" Religion. The division of the faith.
Hell yeah if you wanted Twinkies Jesus would just be like...bing and there would be some good ol' twinkies. If you ran out of weed Jesus would be like...bing and there would be weed. If it kept on going out Jesus would fix that right up. man jesus was one smoothe ass dude. Hell yeah i would smoke weed with anyone who had weed.
I'm not much for smoking pot, but hell yeah, I would SO toke with Jesus. Honestly, he was a hip cat, man. He KNEW ethics. He WAS ethics, man. He wasn't the messiah (IMO - don't rape me for it), but he sure was one cool guy. He was deffinatley the beginning of it all, man. Peace to you Jesus, Peace.
ergh... double posts. Jeuss.... everything is so slow. I blazed at 10:30 or something and I'm still hammered. There's so many people I'd like to smoke with. Maybe J bear...